WHAT WERE YOU BROWSING?


*Wapoosh*
Top of the morning to ya laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye.
Welcome back to ‘My PC Shop’.
We are gonna fix up some bad boys again today because I wanna unlock more things.
I want to unlock more PC parts that I can put in here, and then eventually maybe try and build MY computer.
I don’t know.
It’s all up in the air.
We might figure stuff out.
But first things first, this one should be easy enough because we only have to apply thermal paste and run 3D mark.
3D mark is a Benchmarking software, that I have run in the past myself, and it’s pretty, pretty nice.
The thing is to put it on the thermal paste, we need to remove the CPU cooler.
“Remove air cooler” okay?
I need to remove the cable first. I get it and open it.
So that thing there is
what everyone always fears because when you put your CPU in, you have to put the latch down on top of it
to be able to seat the CPU in and
and every time you look up stuff about putting in a CPU they like ‘be careful you don’t bend the pins’
I don’t even know if modern CPUs even have that many pins that you can bend, or if they are made differently or anything these days
But when you have to put down the thing, you have to SQUEEZE it down super hard.
So, if you’re building your own first PC,
don’t be afraid about- uuummm
Don’t be afraid about doing that to your- your PC.
Don’t be afraid about putting down the the latch too hard.
She powers on
That’s- that’s a nice
“Insert the USB drive into the PC to continue”
Oh okay!
“3DMark Advanced Edition” I’ve run this myself, plenty of times.
Not in a while though.
“GIGABYTE” not bad. I used to have a Gigabyte GTX 560 Ti.
It was the first GPU that ever broke on me, and I had to send back for repairs.
It was the first GPU I owned.
Hmm, ok you’re getting decent frames.
This is not the frame rate that you’re showing though.
Oh, no this is- oh, this IS the frame.
This is your FPS. No, this is atrocious.
These are terrible frame rates.
Did that-did that count? do I- do I get- Oh my god!
Do I actually have to sit here and watch this go?
I’m gonna be here all day.
Ok there we go.
“Time Spy Extreme – Graphics score 3193, CPU score 2645”
So, I mean
doesn’t say what GPU is in it. Just says GDX I want to know the thing Reisen 3 quad core
That’s ok I guess 8.8. FPS is not that good though
Ok we done? “leave by the door”
Hell Yeah, it’s annoying that it puts it back in a box like this because I get confused. I’m gonna put you
Here I put you here wait. What what do I have to do to you?
Replace motherboard ok did I oh? I can’t remember what I did last time. Did I buy the motherboard? Oh?
Oh. My god. I have to remove
Eeeeverything
Replacing motherboards is the MOST annoying thing, cuz again.
Everything has to come out for the motherboard if you replaced a motherboard. It’s the foundation of the whole system
Nothing works without the motherboard so you have to put a whole bunch of messy shit back in
Like to take out the thread sitters as well
Ohh My Jesus. Hey, I did it!
Ok so I can install these back on now, nice alright, and you’re the one that I need to install the
Have to run 3d mark on you as well
That’s so annoying. oooh this is a nice case. there was a case that I really liked that looked kind of like this one but
normal
Normal architectures like this. Ah this is a little different because the
these are form factor cases so you- you bring down the form factor you bring down the size
And you- you rearrange kind of bits and pieces of where stuff goes, but the one I wanted was like this, but the motherboard was sideways
So what ends up happening there, which I really like is that the GPU becomes vertical
Cuz normally GPUs are horizontal like this
ninety percent of PC cases are like this, and
Having them horizontal like this is normally fine. Especially with modern GPUs and motor boards and everything, but the older ones
They would bend if you had a GPU that was too heavy it would bend the- the PCI bracket, the PCI slot
so the mother board- or the mother board and the GPU would bend slightly and I hated that, that was what my old, old, old first
PC was like, I didn’t like It
So what- what that other case did was that it put it vertical so all the weight was kind of going into
The PC slot- or the PCI slot this way, so it wasn’t bending anything
It was just kind of leaning back
But what also happened was that there was three fans at the bottom of this case and it was blowing air from the bottom up
And all the exhaust was on the top
Which is like the perfect configuration, because here it’s like the air is coming in this way
but hot air rises of course so i- the cool air comes in and the idea was that it would go past some of the
Components and go up and out the back
But a lot of the components over here wouldn’t get it because it would come in and slipstream up and out
so, and my case has some fans at the top and at the back so everything kind of comes in and goes that way but
The fans are still on the front, so air comes in that way and goes up the top
But what this other case would do was that
The fans were on the bottom
So all the air was going up from the bottom straight through the top, so all the components were getting air to blow past them
Which I thought was really cool. Oh, it’s a modular power supply as well
Erm no, that’s not the one I want I want this. modular power supplies are the ones that
Again most power supplies these days are modular when I built my first PC a cheap
Power supply, a cheap PSU comes with all the cables on it
It’s just one strip of all the cables, and then you have to divvy them up
Whatever way is needed, but these are modular so you see all these slots
You can plug in and take out as many power cables as you need
Which I think is awesome, modular power supplies are the way forward
can I power you?
Why are you not powering? “upgrade not working”
OH
Okay, did I just not have the actual main frickin’ power put in
sorted. Oh, this one’s doing much better
Niiiiiiiice
You got three ones- three seven one seven which is near enough
What the last one got I think but you got 47 73 on the CPU score
Your CPU is muuch better. Okay, leave by the door
I Would say that that’s a very successful day. Let’s collect our earnings
Bling-bling
oh. I got zero dollars for this one.
Ohhhhh
Cuz WE did that he bought a PC from a six months ago
But it was overheating when he looked under the CPU cooler. There’s no thermal paste
Yeah, that’s bad. That’s unless of course. It’s free then
upgrade to four gigabytes of RAM
Congratulations you reached level three
Hell yeah
Thank you for fixing. My PC since you added thermal paste it is running nicely
I didn’t realize the business is under new ownership a good thing, too
I think I’ve been impressed with your timely fixing of this issue, so I’m happy to give you another chance
I shall recommend you to anyone who needs work doing. Thanks, man
Blake Paterberg I’m one of our core team with the upcoming release of the next highly anticipated blockbuster in the Frondbuster Cinematic Universe
frond buster. *Mumbles* on blu-ray, oh upgrade to 1500 gigabytes of storage, I didn’t need your life story man!
Whatever. erm,
1500 gigabytes of storage might seem like a lot, but I think what I have in my PC right now is 9 terabytes
So it’s nine thousand gigs of storage in it because I need one for all the games
I need one for the OS. I need one for
The recordings I need one for Street. Whatever different things like that. I don’t even know what I have bits and pieces for
“PC can play Sailaway – The Sailing Simulator recommended spec”
“This job requires you to use the will it run program”
Ooh
How do I? “will it run”!
Two hundred dollars!?
Okay, installing will it run cuz I need to know the recommended specs for the game to be able to buy the components for him
Because if I don’t have those
uhhhh
Where is he
“PC can play Sailaway recommended spec” Okay?
“I use a program called will it run to see what I need and it seems that”
“While my PC is okay for the minimum spec the recommended spec needs a better GPU”, so you just need the GPU
So I need to run this so I can actually figure out…
What GPU he needs. Ok CPU Pentium G 44- oh recommended spec, so you need a GTX
980, this is my stuff on this computer right now in the game
So obviously that’s not going to be good enough because it’s just to
Test stuff out and it’s not to actually game, so you need a GeForce GTX 980
Ok, and the other guy needed a terabyte storage
You needed 4 gigs of RAM
Err where am I? graphics cards
A 980, why are you not in order?
Should be good right? A GTX 980?
Do you have any other 980’s in stock, because I think you’re kind of
It’s the only one they have so I don’t actually have any other stuff to buy
Sweet! “Next Day Delivery $30” ok I’m at $925. I made like
$100 profit today
More or less, and I think I might have done that right. I’m not sure
Eh, who knows we’ll figure it out, but I mean I’m paying my utility bill in five more days
And I already have enough for it sooo
I’m feeling pretty good. All right. This is the PC that needs to play sailway so
Actually no, no let’s not do that
I want to do something first.
Ah okay, I was like dude you’re VRAM-, and I was like. Oh wait
you only need a gig, you need four gigs of VRAM for the- the
You have a 280? oh a R9280
The graphics card. I got does have that in it
So that’s good okay, power off put on your electrostatic wristband. Also very important if you’re building PC’S by the way
Put that on and stick it onto the case so you ground yourself because otherwise you might have some static in you and if you
Are working on a PC with a lot of static on you then you will end up…
*quietly* what the fuck?
You will end up frying some of the components by accident. Oh, that’s neat I actually have to remove this second
Cool because the 980’s and modern cards are all a lot bigger I actually had to
remove one of the, the extra slots
And also the power supply. Oh, that’s a nice case with the power supply in the bottom. It’s like the one I have but vertical
Very neat
Because modern GPUs need a lot more in them
done!
Your computer can now play sailaway my dude! have fun
Which one is this?
“upgrade storage” easy peasy lemon stevie. In she goes and in she goes and then
Cable this bitch, you know, it’s funny about this
This is actually about as long as it would take you to put a new hard drive into a computer
There are steps after booting it to the OS of course that you have to like register the drive on your motherboard in your system
But that’s really all it is, pull out the tray, put the hard drive in
Plug it in, push it back in, put your panels back on, done, super simple. Let’s see how this computer does with 3D mark
Oof (*roblox death sound intensifies*)
That CPU is struggling just like the latter- they- the first one we did it’s only getting eight frames
Now you need kind of a bit more frame- fun story the first PC I got erm
had a, I can’t remember what,
CPU it had in it
had an AMD CPU in it
But it had a GTX 560 Ti from gigabyte in it and at the time
I was trying to play crysis on it, crysis is such a good game
I actually want to play crysis at some point either here or on twitch
Because it’s such a fun game and now technology has advanced so far that I’m gonna be able to run it flawlessly
Back then I was running crisis on medium settings at 24 fps
Medium to high settings I couldn’t max it out, and with all the mods that I wanted to put on it
I couldn’t run it well. I was at 24 fps I could run it at 30 if I had
Do you know I’m just after realizing, back then I was using a 32 inch TV
That wasn’t even 720p to be able to run the game to play on
But I had vsync turned on and vsync
It syncs up your graphics card refresh rates to your monitor refresh rate, so you don’t get screen tearing
Oh and I just realized that the TV was at 24 fps or 24 Hertz I guess
Oh maybe that’s why it ran at 24 fps anyway. I was playing the game at 24 fps, horrible experience
But I was just excited to have a PC because that was the first time I got a PC
And I’ve only been PC gaming since I’ve been like 20- 21 years old so not that long
I got a PC to play battlefield 3 on
And funnily enough battlefield 3 was the game that made me look up YouTube videos on games which made me find
level-cap gaming
They- the YouTube channel level-cap charlie
Which was the inspiration for me to start my own youtube channel
so
If battlefield 3 didn’t come out
Or I didn’t want to get a PC for that or I didn’t want to learn how to play the game better
Who know- I wouldn’t be here right now doing this
That’s surreal
Leave by the door another successful day of getting money see what’s money. We have at the end of this day
Now we have to do the over encumbering side of things where we collect our money
But then we also have to… ok, ok we also have to deal with the next ones
Upgrade not working?
I can’t accept this did I miss one?
oh no these are the ones I’ve done. Why are you- you should tell me that their completed!
“PC status: ready to boot”
I dont know what’s happening? “We just added the following parts to our range: AMD Ryzen 3 quad core and Radeon R7 370’s”, nice
“as your no doubt aware, its nearly the 15th anniversary of beloved cult classic babes of Planet Bathimoor” ooh I’m at $1,800 by the way
Ok so you- remove viruses, oh simple. Thank you
Got new parts, 3D mark score of 22 79 “do you think you could help me make some upgrades in terms of performance?”
“I wanted to benchmark around 2279”
Oooooh
So now I have to guess
And then “upgrade 8 gigs of ram” and “run 3D mark complete by the end of the day 4 days”. Oh
I’ve a bunch of time to do this one
That’s nice. “KerryWeaponry”
Ok let’s get some stuff. Got my pieces, I think
Which is the one that I’m curious about?, this one
I’m curious about the- the 3D mark score one because I want to see if I did a good job.
Oh that’s a weird case to remove
Strange
Okay, let’s remove your GPU and let’s put in the one I got you
I got you a 964G you had a 962G, oh no!
Okay, these I can sell
“”are you sure you want to sell DF.” Yes
Oh shit he had the exact same GPU just two gigabytes less. Right let’s power you up,
Ooh nice
No, fuck! Oh, let’s see what you’re gonna get, I think this is the last scene
“2279”
Is that exactly what you wanted?
“2279”! I got EXACTLY what they wanted me to get
YES!
I’m good at making PCs and decisions
Take that life
All right the rest of this is child’s play. “upgrade to eight gigabytes of RAM”. I don’t even need guesswork on this
That validated me, now I feel like I know what I’m talking about
I’ve dealt with this case already
It’s weird to have a case that has four screws holding in the side panel
What do you think’s gonna happen, earthquake? But hey that means I can sell all this shit. And get some money back, $7
$8
$15, I probably could use these later on you probably supposed to keep these just in case somebody comes in you’re like oh
I already have that part, but you know what? don’t care
I like seeing this number go up, okay run 3D mark. I need to install my thing. (wink) Oh this one is not doing well.
*sound of displeasure* 1670, gross
That is a god-awful GPU you have in that, I don’t even know what you have in that, put it next to the door
No, ew gross get away. (more sounds of displeasure) no
What do I need to do to you? Oh, you’re the one to remove viruses, your simple. Ah you don’t win buddy!
354 nah, what was the top? when I had 404
Ah piece of piss of a computer, you gotta- you gotta fill it up, with viruses man
All right, done! “collect 245”
Yes sir!
“190” yes sir!
aaaaaand
110
(whispers like gollum) Yes!
*sweet guitar music*
I still don’t get this? “ready to boot”?
*more guitar music*
Should be- I should be deleting all the emails for the ones that I’ve done right? Oh yeah, These are all like that
Well, you know what they say another day another beer, got it all done. My shop is going really well
How do I build- ooo I can actually just spend money to *inhales*
I could have more than one workbench! “You must be level six to build a PC storage cupboard”
ooh- Why would I need two benches?
Can’t I just bring one computer in, work here and bring it back out there each time
I don’t understand the benefit of two benches
Anyway, that’s not the point, the point is I know what I’m doing when I’m building computers
And everybody should send the computers to me because I need to upgrade my stuff
Need the money, I need my business to thrive!
Oh my little calendars right here
That’s neat, “pay utility bill”, oh, that’s not going to be a problem, as soon as Jack took over the business it flourished!
Uncle Ricky didn’t know anything of what he was doing
He was putting condoms inside computers, and everyone was like “why?” and he was like “it’s to protect you against viruses”
Uncle Ricky didn’t know what he was doing. But anyway,
Thank you guys so much watching this episode if you liked it, punch that like button in the face
LIKE A BOSS!
AND
High fives all around
*WAPOOOSH *WAPOOOSH
But thank you guys and I will see all you dudes!
IN THE NEXT VIDEOOOOOO! 😀
*COOL ASS MUSIC*
I’m sorry uncle Ricky, no! Not the belt!
RICKY COMIN’ FOR DAT ASS BOI

100 Replies to “WHAT WERE YOU BROWSING?”

  1. I just think it's so funny how Jack is surprised by the fact that he has to remove wires and take off the covers for the PCIe slots. Of course you have to. It's literally called "PC Building Simulator!" I don't think they could call it that if you didn't have to work on these computers as though they were real-world computers.

  2. Fun fact: my mom works with computers at her job and has ended up frying them just by touching them. Whenever she sits in the sofa in her office she gets a lot of static in her and when she touches the computer, it somehow gets fried. So now she has made a habit to touch the door handle whenever she's been sitting in the sofa to release the static.

  3. I only use a laptop no idea about cpu Lel

    Still the coming to 3 year old laptop is working fine I Guess it is slowly starting to show its age

  4. Hi Sean I really love your videos i really like these videos and i come back to our channel every day just to see if you uploaded a new computer simulator video so please upload more computer simulator videos thanks love you

  5. Hey jack, if you ever do take apart your pc to replace the parts you need. Could you vlog it please. I think it would be really interesting to see.
    Big request, sorry.

  6. please play more of this jack i got to the diagnose the pc and ive done job allready but i cant seem to fix the one that cant even turn on can you please do a video on it i think you are colse im nearly lvl 5. Thanks for the info on these videos you really helped me jack stay awesome 🙂

  7. Hey Jack or anybody out there. I’m looking at buying a pc for gaming as my first one what would you recommend

  8. I love this game. What is a good beginning CPU, graphics card, and storage for a gaming PC.

  9. I recently got a pretty hand me down computer but it’s still decent, the only thing that’s a bit of a let down is the gpu…………….it’s a 660

  10. I had crysis 2 and still have it I would like to see a twitch stream soon because every video you make is amazing

  11. Dude is complaining about playing a game in 24 fps. My man… I played deus ex human revolution on the lowest settings at about 7 fps or even lower. And finished it like 10 times

  12. Dude, if you had to wipe mine, I would win. I got a friend to wipe mine and I had 10,000 viruses/malware on my computer

  13. It is 100% still possible to fuck up your pins, the only real question is are you destroying your motherboard or cpu.
    Also, that case from the second pc you worked on was actually similar enough that I wonder if it was from the same company as mine. Like a different generation in the line series or something.

  14. I found this let’s play really interesting and fun, learnt a bit about computers (honesty I didn’t understand some words you said) but I also learnt a lot about you and your journey to being where you are today (YouTube and your computers)
    I really enjoyed watching you play this and would love to see more
    Love you and your work xx

  15. What was I browsing? Porn. Hentai mostly. A bit of lesbian, a tad of cake farts, and a pinch of orgy. I'm a connoisseur of the arts

  16. Was listening to some music earlier and well…. let’s just say I like my music loud and I felt that high-five “top of the morning to ya ladies” throughout my body…

  17. Putting condoms in computers and shit saying oh it's for protecting you agianst viresus XD😂😂😆😆

  18. Knowing absolutely nothing about computers, and just kind of nodding along with what Jacks saying like yeah, cpu…. that's a… thing.

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  20. Please bring this series back! I really loved it! I find PC building so fascinating and your commentary makes it really interesting!

  21. damn, Jack's smart. I wish I knew how to do half of this shit. I'm basically tech stupid for my gen. embarrassing lol

  22. Not fucking NEEDED (IT IS SLAVERY), but WANTED!!! AND FUCKING SLAVE SCHIZO “ABILITIES” ARE TOTALLY NONEXISTENT AND IRRELEVANT TO US AND LIFE!!! WE CAN DO LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING!!!
    Btw played Crysis on 9800gt on hign in 2009!!!! GREAT AND fucking FLAWLESS !!!!!

    And not “old”!!! NOTHING IS FUCKING OLD IN REALITY!!! Irrelevant!!! Since this schizo SLAAAAAVEEEE“age” and “time” ARE TOTALLY NONEXISTENT AND IRRELEVANT TO EEEVERYTHING!!!!!

    DECISIONS ARE FOR SLAVES!!!! YOU CREATE YOU GODDAMN LIFE TOTALLY AND ABSOLUTELY!!!!!!! JUST DO WHAT YOU FUCKING WANT AND CREATE HOW YOU FUCKING WANT TO!!!!!

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